The Bachelor Pad, and the pink enameled counter in it where we prepare food. Its residents are listed sweeping left to right:
- Small black coffee pot, half full, fresh brew.
- Black Kitchenaide blender, missing important top cover piece…
- Second small coffee pot, white, freshly empty.
- Gorilla ® duct tape roll
- Jar of honey (cover off)
- Microwave with various phone numbers scribbled on it
- Foil, bags, stretch wrap and take-out menus on top of microwave
- Folger’s half gallon can of Breakfast brew
- The Weekly and Organic Maine newspapers on microwave
- Roommate’s glass bottle of Japanese soda. (Melon flavored)
- Breadman Ultimate Plus (pride & joy)
- Cheap set of cutlery in a chestnut wood block
- George Foreman Grill (1’ wide model)
- Half loaf of homemade bread (on cutting board)
For the amount of coffee this person drinks, they should definitely upgrade to bigger coffee pot and maybe even beans and a grinder. Save them some time and environment. Cluttered microwave, numbers scribbled around. Do they spend a lot of time at the microwave? A sort of command station/hot pocket prep area? Who knows, but moving right, but bread man tells me something. And along with the George Foreman grill, tells even more. This fellow is either super lazy, or super-efficient. They have a machine to make you bread from scratch and an indoor grill surface that is super easy to clean. The only other thing they need is a place to store their fresh bread so it doesn’t go stale. Clean up boys, or the girls won’t ever want to come back over.
In my kitchen, the ants would be in that honey in five seconds flat. Just saying!
ReplyDeleteThe graf does a fine job of making sense of the inventory.